Miscellaneous: Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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You deserved it 29 106

By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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What?

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 17:59

Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML

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Manna182 10

Sunday 24 July 2016 11:05

You walked right into that one, didn't you?

Darkness_Hate 29

Sunday 24 July 2016 11:41

He could'nt miss an opportunity like that .... YDI.

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jonny2884 9

Tuesday 26 July 2016 14:03

That's not that bad

doodycakes 16

Tuesday 26 July 2016 22:13

Parents like this piss me off. You're supposed to be the mature one. You could call him lazy, irresponsible, whatever, but instead you resort to calling him names. Pretty irresponsible parenting if you ask me. Then again, you could be the best parent in the world and probably just slipped up. Accidents happen

That_cuban_guy 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 13:22

I've done that before lol

Atmey 5

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:48

I always liked those trick questions.

nicholcm 5

Tuesday 9 August 2016 22:22

I say fair play to the kid, he is quick witted enough to pull that out in the middle of an argument

JackFaire 27

Friday 9 September 2016 15:38

Oh man I thought I was all alone. My mom did this she called me a son of a bitch I just raised an eyebrow and waited her to realize what she said once she got it I busted up laughing.

Mirankor 1

Friday 21 October 2016 9:35

Believe it or not, I'm 22 and agree in the same way when my mother says that, yet we both always smile and laugh about it lol

I'madumbass 19

Tuesday 19 June 2018 16:50

That's what happens when you mess with anyone less than 21

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Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

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Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

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Today, my neighbors got a motion sensor light that points at my window. It's so sensitive that it goes off every time an insect flies past. FML

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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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