By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
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TMramrod 15

That's enough internet for today.

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YBae 27

I guess using laxatives with your medication isn't recommended...?

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Ninjerman 7

Eat a couple.of buckthorn berries. They are a gentle laxative. (Make sure they don't mess with your meds first though)

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WolfLady 18

Eat black licorice. It's a natural laxative.

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Lunacy91 7

Osmotic laxatives are very safe to use even long term whereas manual evacuation can cause massive problems down the road. I recommend talking to your doctor or pharmacist asap.

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PegLegRacing 34

Get a stool softener for the constipation...

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jmacfan1 16

The medicine I take causes constipation as well. Trust me when I say fiber is your friend

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burberryrox 4

That just made me throw up a little in my mouth... Anyway i know whats its like to be constipated i feel for you but maybe go and tell the doctor the side effects are really bad

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Muttley9 13

Water. 64 ounces or more. Add bran flakes as a cereal (it absorbs moisture) as well. Welcome to old people stuff, and I'm sorry for you issues with this OP.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

eat lots of spinach, broccoli, and other fiber rich fruits and veggies, use stool softeners, and take fiber tablets. your doctor should have recommended this to you.

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