By Stop_HammerTime - 04/08/2014 13:51 - United Kingdom - Northwich
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The truth is actually much dumber than some of you are giving me credit for, and definitely warrants a YDI. I'd bought a few small glass things for my friends from Venice. They were all packaged so they made it off the plane fine. When I got home I put them down and started nailing up posters that I'd got in the museums on my visit. I put the hammer down on a pile of boxes while I went to get more nails, which was dumb, and it fell off onto the ornaments. The novelty postcards were all I had left.
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Hey, who knows? Maybe they like that kind of thing
Am I the only one who realizes that he lives at Harry Styles birth place?!?!
Yes, and the only one who cares.
Actually I live in Newcastle.
Isn't Michelangelo's David in Florence?
It's not like OP took the David home with her, so I don't know why this is relevant.
The OP could have visited many cities...
it's also an iconic statue and would probably have postcards depicting David in any gift shop in Italy, not just the ones in Florence.
Your friends should feel honored. When else are pictures of penises considered to be modest?
I get a little cocky when I'm hammered as well.
I read this three times, and thought it said hamster every single time
The first time I read this I thought it said hamster
TcheQ
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Right, because in all taste, you bought ppeni pics and ornaments. Penis ornaments?
Most likely customs... Airport assholes.
VoodooPriestess
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The penis is the hammer. Oh yeah. Pun central.
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I really want to know the story behind this.
I'll play it out for you guys. OP is at home, chilling. Suddenly, wall caves in. Don't ask how, that's disrespectful. Never disrespect a man whose walls have caved in. Anyways, he calls his handyman friend. He comes over to fix that shit, says for free. Little did OP know, free fixes are an invitation for a hammer party. Long story short, all his friends are invited to bring hammers, run around house swinging them. One hits OP's fine china cabinet, one hits his nuts. That's my highly scientific theory, anyway.