By girly girly - 26/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Keller

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Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML
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Ilikeurfmls 13

Or you could've said "you squeeze it we freeze it".

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theneatoburrito 8

Have fun at work tomorr- ... Oh wait. YDI for being stupid.

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npearson5290 4

Caller id? Hmm

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KiddNYC1O 20

Your only way out of this is by playing along until he says "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number. Good day!"

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Ajwc101 24

Get caller ID and next time you might want to think about it before you do it.

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insanez58 11

somebody just got fired, I think that's worth it though lol

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twofirstnames 12

We don't know if s/he got fired or not. Who knows, maybe their boss has a sense of humor, hopefully.

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Myo_fml 20

Not only were you not professional in your job by not taking it seriously and pissing with a WORK phone, you also acted offensively to a potential customer calling for serious services. I hope your boss fires you because you AND your "friend" most definitely deserve it.

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Myo_fml 20

To what COULD have been a potential customer***

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groupleader 7

Sounds like your boss is gonna need you pack it, like a boss.

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firefighterjohn 9

tell the boss you knew it was him/her and you were having a good day and decided to kid around. tell your boss. you'd NEVER answer the phone like.. of course you wouldn't hahaha

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