Work: Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost.... - FML

By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:24

that is the most badass kid ever

Paris01 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:25

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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RubyRedHead 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:28

Hey 14 year old are stronger than they seem nowadays lol

ratz26 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:26

Why are you doing that with a 14 year old boy?? Sicko

lanadelcray 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:37

Maybe the school needs better security

xXRaider68Xx 2

Friday 17 August 2012 2:02

I culd bench 250lbs by the time I was 14 shit happens man haha

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 12 May 2013 18:24

Work out more?

annoyedchild 17

Monday 10 June 2013 8:11

Are you all ******* stupid, he said he pulled his bicep which makes it pretty ******* hard to arm wrestle. It wasn't because he was weak, it's because HE PULLED HIS ******* BICEP. SHIT

Jtaura 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:43

Time for some new biceps i think?....

Monopolyruinsfam 6

Sunday 27 March 2016 20:38

I read it as wrestling and not arm wrestling, so I was confused why the security guard was wrestling a 14 year old.

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