Health: Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly...

By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 15:00

Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By David - 11/10/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:20

What does frozen yogurt have to do with vaginal infections?

peacheso 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:25

Apparently, it can be applied topically to treat yeast infections. Sorry guys but he asked.

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:31

It's one cure for infection but just saying it a bit too much information

pkts11 16

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:58

I used yo work at a frozen yogurt place. It attracts a lot if weird people and situations. I feel your fml

carrotcart 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:59

well,that's enough FML for me today.

babygirl125 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 23:08

What the hell?

JarOfPeachz 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 23:26

aren't old people fun? :D

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 9 July 2014 23:44

What does a vaginal infection have to do with getting frozen yogurt all the time?

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 10 July 2014 0:52

It's good to know that where you work you have a good... culture.

flyerfan44 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 1:06

With all these elderly woman comments I'm inclined to think they are filming another jackass or maybe a bad grandma

DylanHasClass 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 2:38

No filter lol

Ipsum629 13

Thursday 10 July 2014 4:22

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