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FML - The follow-up

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)
By thepixies842 - / Monday 19 May 2014 15:34 / Canada - Warkworth
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  chickenfeet223  |  11

And just like that. You turn my day around

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  lalaney  |  14

I logged in just to upvote this.

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  colby6666  |  42

@92- I logged in just to downvote you.

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...and they were being a bunch of McAssholes...

By  mominzed  |  19

I hope it was sex and not sucks...

By  gracehi  |  31

Sounds like your restaurant needs to invest in a house installation in the bathroom.

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  gracehi  |  31

oh yeah I meant *hose. Fucking Swype. And I said "installation" because putting a hose in the bathroom won't do any good unless they have a working hose faucet for it. In my experience, restaurant bathrooms don't have one.

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  Crazc  |  15

Using that McDick huh

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  OBTrice  |  15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  cakefete2  |  29

Forgive me for this in advance, but I just pictured how this situation might have started. -Knock knock. Open up its Mickey D's. -Mickey D's who? -Mickey D's nuts in your mouth. -Well that'll be the first meal I've had all day. *commence le epic bathroom sexy time*

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  Crazc  |  15

Homeless? Smells like McFish.

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  lifesabish  |  9

You watch too much bad porn lol

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  jrn  |  9

He let her taste his "special sauce"

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Let's hope that they don't play McMinecraft. Otherwise the universe would become a McLand of McStuff and everything is full of McDonalds.

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  iluvFMLs15  |  19

That's the best pun I've seen so far Haha xD

By  sykokitti  |  15

make them put a lock on the restrooms.

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