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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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revengePanda 0

Friday 26 August 2011 15:59

Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 August 2011 16:05

Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:58

"Who put that pond there?"

MissyBoo13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:42

sucks

JAK98 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:00

Sucks.

TeenageDirtbagg 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:06

Ahahahahahaha !!! oh man! That must have been sad. At the moment lol

arosssssss 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:23

Dumb fuq

spazzy910 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:43

Were you wearing a white tee?

ENomine18 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:07

coulda been worse. when I met my boyfriends parents, my knees were dirty from being on them in the woods and my bikini was untied. I didn't even notice and nobody wanted to tell me..

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:00

I'm sure you'll look back at this some day and laugh XD

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 3 August 2012 23:01

Poor fishies.

R2Dee2 10

Friday 27 February 2015 10:53

As least you didn't fall and grab a boob

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