By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
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CreamGravy 36

I hope the answer is, "Yes, but with someone else"

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Welshite 39

Unload your clip at his crotch. Fair is fair.

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SpaceFinn 13

What you should have said afterwards was "not with you."

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alexandrarae 13

Your boyfriend is an idiot, if he thinks being hit in the crotch with a paint ball in anyway compares to giving birth.

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makkarari 18

I was thinking the same thing. After giving birth to three kids, I don't think there is any pain comparable to bringing a new life into the world. That being said, there is no greater blessing!

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17031990 20

You should shoot him in the balls and make is so he is unable to have children!

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jaimejager 3

And the dbag of the week award goes to ...

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Glasshoney 9

You should've shot him in the dick and asked if he still wants ********! ???

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pandalover69 26

While crying out in paid I'd yell "Not with you!"

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janfleury 19

Answer: Yes, but not with you. Then shoot him there.

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coraline123c 23

As they all say "all is fair in love and paintball"

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exuberant_orange 17

You should shoot his crotch back and ask "Still want sex now?"

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