By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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RipIt 0

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

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well, she seems like an airhead. you don't need her anyway.

why the hell would she message at 1 a.m. !

is she retarded ? geez, tell her you were sleeping..

that makes no sense really. not everyone has their phone attached to their hands 24/7. she's an idiot.

Splayd 10

She seems intellectually vapid, and emotionally unstable.

if she couldn't wait till morning then it probably didn't matter that much to her!

So this FML is about you accidentally depriving yourself of a crazy, controlling girlfriend? Oh what a shame.

Trickiest_K 9

That is the ******* dumbest thing Iv ever heard, stupid bitch