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This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.
By fml0505 - / Thursday 9 May 2013 06:49 / United States
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  lilledun  |  11

Or get a pet tarantella, call it after his wife and talk to it with a soft and calming voice.

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  keeper801  |  8

Seriously. What the hell is with "men" these days. F the wifes life I'd say. I dated a guy who did that to me. SO annoying

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  JACKxRAWR  |  22

#71, how about you go fuck yourself? I'm sick of being generalised because of one or two people from a group I support/belong to doing something someone finds annoying.

By  sniken  |  14

If it annoys you to the point of insanity, why not talk to him about it? Instead of just complaining here.

By  nnnope  |  26

my god...this is even worse than my friend who makes her 2-year-old say "hi" and "thank you" and "bye" to every single person she encounters. so sorry OP. maybe you should start talking to them both in a baby voice til they get the message.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

I, personally, do not have a child but my 1 year old cousin is starting to get a grasp on some words and even as a cousin I'm proud! They're children learning how to speak and you find that annoying? I'm wondering what you're going to say to your children when they stop talking.

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  nnnope  |  26

oh Jesus fucking Christ. ok. I don't mind that my friend wants her kid to have good manners. but when all day, every day, is her going "say this say this say this say this say this now say this say this say this now say that say this" it gets really annoying. I was going to edit my comment to include that it's not just those three phrases but I didn't have enough time. so chill, everybody. jeeeeeeeeez.

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Well, how else you think a child learns? You have to keep at it until they understand. It's not like you say it once and they automatically know. My one year old learned how to say hi, bye, and blow kisses because I had to show her and keep on showing her how too.

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  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

Sometimes couples have no other choice than to have roommates. Especially if they are newly weds. When my husband and I first got married I had to move in with him and his roommates because we are young and just starting out and could not yet afford our own place. It was not particularly enjoyable to be newly married and living with other people, but it was necessary at the time.

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  fml0505  |  19

This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet, drown it out with manly music, and vent on FML! # 2 I will be long gone before they have a real baby. # 17 I am indeed very jealous of his beard. Also, they are not newly weds. And to clear things up, all three of us are roommates. He's not living with me instead of his wife like some of you thought. That is all.

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  vanessa09865  |  23

OK please tell me that OP's response above does not remind only me of How I Met Your Mother. Whaaaat? I mean except for that Marshall doesn't have a beard at all or ever did. It's so weird how similar it is that I thought he was lieing

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  Girreth  |  7

Or maybe he's a pedophile.

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  perdix  |  29

#8, why shouldn't the OP just say it in his own voice? That will freak the wife out at least as much and not involve the trouble of finding a woman to do it.

By  perdix  |  29

Why isn't she his roommate? Maybe this is your hint that a) you need to find a girlfriend of your own, and b) need to disabuse yourself of the notion that early facial hair has anything to do with personality or character.

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  fml0505  |  19

We all live together. A) Had one! Don't want another gf for a while B) I know that. I only threw that information in so that you could picture a grown ass looking man since he was age 12, talking like a baby.

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  perdix  |  29

#117, ok, thanks, so I assume you are OK with me fulfilling your request by smothering you with diapers? Surely, you are wondering whether I plan to use adult or baby diapers, to which I answer *lower sunglasses* *pauses* Depends.

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  fml0505  |  19

Oh yeah.. totally fine with me, put me down. Then you can use the same diaper on me for when my bowels release after I'm dead. So, adult diapers.. to answer your question.

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