Love: Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight...

By bstent - 20/10/2014 19:11 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

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bstent 4

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:27

I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol

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njgohard 16

Monday 20 October 2014 23:33

Might want to ease up on arm day.

TMastaFresh 10

Monday 20 October 2014 23:33

Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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dakatabg 31

Tuesday 21 October 2014 3:39

You must be a strong girl

steftriv 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:07

Take it easy on those roids!

Caelophile 8

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:10

You sound clingy.

KB616 11

Wednesday 22 October 2014 7:40

You sound like a bitch.

CurlyQute 17

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:37

Maybe he was already a little sick?

FrizzyInTheZone 5

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:39

Just be happy you weren't kissing him!

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:41

U need to cut down ur protein suppliments Op, YDI

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:42

Be careful next time. (;

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:56

Maybe you just smell bad.

seventoeight 7

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:01

To much food?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:03

he gave his heart...and some vomit for your hug...

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