By bstent - 20/10/2014 19:11 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML
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I honestly wasn't hugging him that hard.. We had just eaten and he's really skinny, so that probably had a lot to do with it lol

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Damn maybe turn some of that passion into a kiss haha

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Aww he spilled his guys for you. How touching.

Pretty sure his guys were still in their sack.

Guts but for some reason guts is auto corrected to guys try it ....

juturnaamo 29

Maybe you should lay off the 'roids.

Might wanna lay off the spinach, Popeye!

ahippienamedrae 10

Not to criticize you, but how the hell does that even happen?

Is your name Bruce Banner, per chance? "Don't make me hug you...you won't like me when I hug you..."

"Hey Gf, do you even lif.........yupp *squeaky voice*"

He's too weak, the offsprings he'll give you won't survive natural selection...

LostInTheZone11 29

Lay off the weight lifting a bit... Well you now know the limit...and that's a a good thing I guess I can say