Love: Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying,...

By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

Comments

Chaith 16

Monday 13 April 2009 2:20

Some people have a second nature to open their phone and browse old messages when they're embarrassed or shy.

Aciliveth 5

Monday 13 April 2009 2:23

I agree with #14.

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 13 April 2009 2:23

Perhaps you should have proposed via text-message. Either that, or she's giving you a not-so-subtle hint that she's not interested.

nosuchthing 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:26

well did she say yes?

bdennis317 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:28

wow, that suck! What did she say!!!???? did u finish the question r what?!

choppedNskrewed 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:32

you should have jumped up, screamed "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" then ran away

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:35

Why would she text on a date in the first place? That's just rude. Well, I assume you were on a date somewhere but even if you were at home or whatever, you don't just ignore something like a proposal.