Transportation: Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on...

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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BOLLOX 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

hahaha, I would switch compartments and go sit with her. ''Hey, I wasnt done my story...anywaysssssss''

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

On the bright side, she didn't say it straight to your face that you were boring. Plus she took the effort to attempt to get away from you subtly so your feelings don't get hurt.

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Yamamayaa 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:50

Lady killer, aren't you?

MissNae 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:50

Perhaps she simply didn't want to talk. Did she have a book in her hand? My time on the train is for reading or napping. I'd move too.

xFaust_fml 12

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:05

YDI, it's creepy when guys start to talk to you on the train... And if you're NOT creepy, well I still understand her, for she surely had better things to do than listening to you... sorry...

wut_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:20

Maybe she realize she got off at the wrong stop and got back on the train.

SucksToBeYa 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:26

DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS?!?

idrivefast 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:28

I always come up with excuses if I don't want to talk to people, don't feel bad haha.

airport_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:37

maybe she took off on the wrong stop and then realized it. or its pretty much ur smell

bananapajama 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:47

there seems to be like 10 per day of "boo hoo, some one I thought liked me actually didn't" thats not a **** my life. thats a "I'm having some trouble getting any"

icedrake523 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:49

Use deodorant next time. Or less cologne.

chea_chea 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:51

I wouldn't worry about it, it might have not been you. Moving seats in the middle of the train ride is going a bit overboard, but most people prefer empty seats for privacy and comfort. The only way you would've deserved it is if you were being annoying or creepy