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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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whysobeachy 37

Thursday 14 January 2016 14:19

I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.

avenue24 20

Thursday 14 January 2016 14:16

That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.

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theonecasey 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 3:44

I'm sure everyone laughed!

juniorbirdman 7

Monday 5 September 2016 3:45

lolololol

1gullible_bugger 33

Wednesday 23 May 2018 7:11

Lol it could have been worse. You could have been drawing a penis. #scienceteacherproblems

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