By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.

That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.

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Atleast now they will be talking about science??

That's really the best way you could phrase it? Lol

Railroader 16

wish I had had you for a teacher.

I'm sure that made class a whole lot more interesting.

Im sure you got the attention you wanted, the span of it.. Not to sure :p

Ramos808 29

Your students would unequivocally be ecstatic to check out your uterus ; )

laugh a little..thats really not terrible! i bet your students thought it was funny...i would have!

Soon as you got their attention, you should have completed it with: "Yeah, science..." And not say bitch at the end, leave them hanging, that will make them pay attention.

Are you kidding? You'd be my favorite teacher if you did that!

KhaleesiDannie 26

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

PePziNL 20

That sounds more like a crossover between a walrus and Jeff Bridges.