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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By PerfectVision - 11/09/2014 06:49 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat and threw up on my checkout. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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Phoenixke 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:11

Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

FrietvanPiet 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:12

How can you even say he is a gentleman?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 7 January 2013 17:34

What a gentleman.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 7 January 2013 17:38

How charitable of you to refer to him as a gentleman when, obviously, he wasn't. I hope you called the cops on him.

stargirl_95 24

Monday 7 January 2013 17:45

Ah yes, because urinating on someone's floor in a drunken state is the first sign of a well-bred gentleman...

Enslaved 36

Monday 7 January 2013 17:58

I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down ***Pissing the night away ***Pissing the night away

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 7 January 2013 18:07

I've heard of getting shitty, but not pissy.

ICastillo 24

Monday 7 January 2013 18:11

Bear Grylls drinks his pee just to satisfy himself all the time.

arrowintheknee 5

Monday 7 January 2013 18:13

Oh shit i didn't realise. I thought this was a website for posting interesting facts.

rockstar362 8

Monday 7 January 2013 18:19

I thought this was the line for the bathroom...

arrowintheknee 5

Monday 7 January 2013 18:41

Oh shit i didn't realise. I thought this was a website for posting interesting facts.

TheMajesticBeard 2

Monday 7 January 2013 18:44

I'm sure I've seen this one before, quite a while ago, though.

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Today, I realized that my one and only motivation to lose weight was the fact that it would take less alcohol to get me blitzed if I didn’t weigh as much. FML

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Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

Late night customers are the worst

Bitchy

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