By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 960
You deserved it 46 318

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

Comments

You completely deserve this. If you spend years faking it how in the world do you expect him to learn how to do it right? Before I lost my virginity my boyfriend told me flat out he would rather me not ****** then fake it, and I completely agree with him. You are married to this man, there is no reason to fake it!

hewro_failure 11

He must be a great guy since you stayed with him for years while he was unable to satisfy you... Also just tell him you were in a weird mood

williamwheat37 0
Arlisshsr 9

Ydi...and **** yall who said yls

metal8lover 11

yeah well now he know what lights your fire it's a good thing no?

ZombieKitteh 8

faking is a really good idea unless you plan on ever having a real ****** in your life. How the hell is your husband supposed to get you off if he thinks what he did last time worked?

Lol I do agree with you. men get over sensitive, I know. when I read this comment though you reminded Me of this con artist I used to know

I am so glad that I have never had this problem.

Some women aren't even aware they are faking it. it just feels amazing, and they go with it. Until they finally have a real one. ;)