Miscellaneous: Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach....

By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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yomommma 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:46

Angry birds.

wagonmafia 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:47

I must see this video!!

Comments

physicist48 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:01

How deeply were you sleeping?

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:02

YDI for falling asleep on an all-nighter.

Person1233 12

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:42

>AFTER pulling an all nighter >******* AFTER

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:03

At least buried in sand you didn't get sun scorched....plus, sea gull droppings are great for one's complexion, so I've heard.. Seriously, love your friends!!

boomsma 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:11

Get better friends!

Holy_ish 19

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:14

lol thats a good idea

GEFStryker 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:17

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:52

A: To poop on and steal food from the jersey guy in the sand?

GEFStryker 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:43

A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

ImmaB3AST 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:43

Yummy (:

ImmaB3AST 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:18

How do you end up falling into such a deep sleep that you get buried with sand? Anyways, next time they fall asleep I'd hire a gay hooker to come to his house naked when his parents are home.