By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
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monagro 22

Did it work? (can i see the video?) :D

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Is it on youtube

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Stylin_Since_97 10

You snooze you lose broski

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ballesteros1992 0

It's not good enough if it isn't on YouTube

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bubblegirl1995 12

I think they mean filmed as opposed to cellotaping. Just a thought.

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johncrb 6

That's actually pretty funny. I don't think that I would be too mad if that happened to me, I would laugh about it.

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Feverrotes 15

My ex-roommate often took a piece of corn to the park, stuck it between his legs, and let the birds have at it. According to him, it makes him feel like the king (w/ the birds giving him a BJ)

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AgentSmith79 9

You honestly want us to believe you didn't wake up when your friends started piling sand on you? Even after an all nighter, I think I'd wake up when someone started throwing sand on me.

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Taht_Guy_fml 0

well by an all nighter,OP meant he was masturbating to gay **** that night so hard,not even jesus could stop OP from cumming to those gay 70 yr old men from Africa with blue testicles

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8bitjerrio 0

It's wrong to say this, and I apologise in advance, but I sort of want to see that video.

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