By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

Poor little buttercup. The irony is often delicious.

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pjsr 32

Besides the shallowness of his statement, he could easily see your hair color and boob size before you ever went out. You, on the other hand, absent any sexting, had no way of knowing his dick size before dating.

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ChristianH39 30

If you throw punches you better take em' too, this is more of an FML for him.

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chioch 13

I guess he hadn't heard of the saying "treat others the way you want to be treated"...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If he wants a chick with blonde hair and big boobs, tell him to go date a Barbie doll.

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