Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower... - FML

By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

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Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

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Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

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Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

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Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

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Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Quad17 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:44

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:50

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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arcangel81 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:09

I have no sympathy at all for you. Should have waited until you got married...

SAWSS231 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:58

holy shit...snoop before sex, people. just kidding, but ewwwwwww grossss

memciver 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:43

Nasty, thats when you pick it up and use it then ask question..... or wax

SW11 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:12

one word. brazilian.

primogen18 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:22

@93 we all forgot, pubic lice always skips married couples, they see the ring and are off running Anyway, sucks but then again at least hes being responsible about it, question is where did he get it. btw, for some people, some fuzziness can be sexy, it's just an opinion and trust me when i say it can be very common.

anonymous8_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:06

Well, hey. At least you don't have to buy your own! Oh, btw.. shaving doesn't get rid of lice. Lice attaches to the hair follicle, so even if you wax it's still possible to get it. and.. pubic lice and crabs are two different things.

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:50

I, also, am sickened.

juiicy_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:19

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:25

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh This takes the new crown of "Most Disgusting FML"

melissa_10 7

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:50

omg....ewww!!

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