Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower...

By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Quad17 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:44

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:50

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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aleasucks 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:00

living4manny 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:51

omg. that makes me sick to my stomach

rottentomatoes 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:21

use it! or shave, whatever

TylersBoo 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:43

it shouldn't matter because you're a girl so you shouldn't have pubic hair...more like FHL for having lice

kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 20:30

what a disturbing sight.

ifmlftw 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:34

at least he cares

mr_crabs 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 14:12

Maybe its good for dandruff....IJS

Natalie403 6

Monday 3 October 2011 4:02

Did you use it? :p

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:43

ew that's disgusting

AnonymousUsers 14

Saturday 30 November 2013 18:09

Hope he already cured his crabs.

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