Intimacy: Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk....

By levi69 - 18/05/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 584

You deserved it 4 720

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 879

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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You deserved it 5 223

Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 002

You deserved it 21 051

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 25 273

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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You deserved it 8 928

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 660

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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amrik 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:13

you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:14

This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.

Comments

britishtome 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:09

that would piss me off so bad. he deserves to die. go shoot that man *****

autezz24680 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:11

you do mean 'exboyfriend' and 'old best friend' now.... Right??

xxchrisxx18 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:12

what if they're legitimately there an now you just look like a dick

nimihyel 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:14

can I just ask; how can OP possibly deserve it?

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:25

um not giving good enough brain..duuh

IsH3092 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 0:56

win

nina21194 12

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:05

no girl deserves that. ever.

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:59

if she treats him like shit, demeans him, talks down to him, rejects him, ridicules him in public, treats him like hes nothing, hits him. then id say she deserves it. unless you mean given the information we HAVE then id have to agree, but there are many many reasons why a person would definitely deserve this. hence why 164 doesnt know what shes talking about. no girl deserves this ever? really? le sigh.

AbelAbel 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:29

Well instead of cheating maybe you know breaking up with her in the first place would be an appropriate course of action instead of seeking physical comfort not emotional comfort.

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:21

Join them! Alotta pornos start out something like this..

slinkydee 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:53

Oh poor thing. You think pornos are like real life. Arent you in for a life of disappointment?

Imagine_Child 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:25

your best friend is a bitch. and your boyfriend is a dick. you can find better people to have in your life, you dont need them

skatrgirl96 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:26

r u still with him???

gatorsgirl 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:28

you have a skanky ass (ex)best friend.

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:29

you should have looked at her and said, oh thank god you were only looking for your lenses and not giving him a bj. cuz I just came back from the clinic and girl.. you don't want to know... and then you walk off.