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By sleepy momma / Sunday 2 June 2013 06:06 / United States - Altoona
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By  hama806  |  19

You should set them all a half hour apart instead of at the same time. You might not oversleep then.

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  hama806  |  19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

When i was in high school, I woke up from a deep sleep one morning, got all ready for school, then I noticed it was only midnight, so I just went back to sleep, lol

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  Misswildsides  |  22

My brother used to climb down our stairs on all fours in the middle of the night. We'd catch him and he wouldn't even speak, but he would listen to what we were saying. He still has no recollection of those incidents.

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  Enslaved  |  36

In High School, I sometimes used to just sleep in my normal school clothes instead of pajamas. This way I'd just need to brush my hair and teeth and I was ready to walk out the door. Damn I was lazy! but at the time I thought I was being smart. :P

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

My brother used to wake up at like midnight and other times later like at 6 and drive all the way to school and then realize the time and just sleep in his car till school started lol

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Shit, I don't wanna give Enslaved the attention she's always putting out for, but ah well. It's disgusting because you should be showering your stanky ass. Or at least scrubbing with soap and water, you sicko. And 43, seriously?

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

46, I'm sure she means that she showered the night before, put on her school clothes, went to bed, then when she woke up, she brushed her hair and brushed her teeth, and went to school.

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  hooligyn123  |  18

Thank you #48 & $52. just because she did so doesn't mean she stayed in the same clothes or never showered. I shower in the afternoon after work and not in the morning. of course I'm a baker and getting up at 2am to shower seems absurd since I'm just going to get covered in flour and crud at work.

By  eXangelice  |  15

Try one of those clocks that wander around your room... annoying as hell, but may get the job done. Though, you may need to hide it from your sleep self every night, so you don't turn it off...

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

There's those alarm clocks that you have to figure out a math equation to solve. They make a lot of weird alarm clocks, I bet they even make one that can't be turned off at certain times just for people like you OP.

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  narrowords  |  18

For a cheaper fix, buy a small hamster cage, a code padlock, and put your alarm clock inside and lock the door. You'll still be able to hear it just as well, in the cage, and you'll have to be awake enough to remember the code.

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  Pordexel  |  5

But then the ticking would make you think it's a bomb.

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  Pordexel  |  5

Don't listen to this man. I'll sell you my rooster for only 10 bucks. It's a great deal. But I must warn you. My rooster only eats the finest seeds and drinks the finest whisky.

By  Senseless_487  |  29

I call that "sleep fucking yourself."

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