Miscellaneous: Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to...

By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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By EFFED4LIFE - 11/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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Kill it with fire

By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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Quick quick

By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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ADHD life hack

By Jet - 30/11/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new productivity hack of setting multiple alarms to remind me of tasks. Instead, I spent the entire day in a cacophony of alarms, confusing myself to the point where I forgot what I was actually supposed to be doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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Morning routine

By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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The bookmaker always wins

By Jeremy - 19/10/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I set aside some time to take a power nap at my desk. I set an alarm, but it didn't go off. I woke up hours later to find my coworkers had surrounded my desk, taking bets on when I'd wake up. FML

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ilianaaa 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:26

I've always wanted to record myself sleeping, but I'm a little scared to what I might find out haha idk

HortonThelephant 15

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:28

I'll sell you a high quality rooster for only $29.95. Just you try to shut him up in your sleep without remembering it the next morning!

Comments

Steve95401 49

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:43

OP should pay for that service that gives you a wake-up call. This should work unless she turns the phone off in her sleep too.

kpc2424 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:49

This happens to me all the time too!

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:52

This happens to me too. I need my husband to wake me up ever morning because I turn my alarms off while I'm asleep. Apparently I also have full conversations with him while I'm still sleeping too. o.O

awnedr 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:53

Have someone hide it before you go to bed so you won't be able to find it in your sleep op.

ishah 9

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:02

Well, now you know!

angelofmusic113 9

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:18

I do that too sometimes! It totally sucks, because I honestly don't remember waking up, so it isn't really my fault. But people get mad at me anyway.

imtooshy 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:21

Sounds just like something I'd do.

Pordexel 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:23

Just give me a call. I could stay at your house for the night and wake you up. And I'll do it for free, if you don't mind me raiding your fridge occasionally.