Love: Today, after all the time I spent planning, the guy I was hanging...

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By liv - 18/06/2016 02:58 - United States - Bristow

Today, after all the time I spent planning, the guy I was hanging out with tomorrow cancelled on me. That would be ok if it wouldn't have happened 5 other times and if there wasn't a new girl in his snapchat story. FML.

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kernousse_fml 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 12:21

should have gotten the clue earlier maybe?

shortstack101 3

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:51

5 times? i understand 2 but 5? that's on you.

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minissaussette 25

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:14

He's not worth your time, good riddance!

shortstack101 3

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:51

5 times? i understand 2 but 5? that's on you.

kernousse_fml 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 12:21

should have gotten the clue earlier maybe?

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