By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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You deserved it 75
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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nicolemarkovic 21

the face on the last picture is priceless! amazing work!

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Chioni 6

You don't understand us cats. We harbor thoughts you may never think of. Ever.

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etishuman22 32

Errytime there's a cat involved, there's a dog vs. cat war. All I know is, my parents-sort of-in-law's dog Shadow does this to me. So what now.

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roseeabayy 7

Safe to say my cat never done that to me, and I'm hoping it will never happen!

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HayleyFaith15 14

Revenge from your cat, my cat's good at revenge too. Don't make them mad...

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