Kids: Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting...

By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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fluffywaspluka 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 10:08

Tell your visitors that they'll share the same, bloody fate if they mess with you.

SmokinGuns 13

Tuesday 18 February 2014 10:10

Guess you caught him red handed...

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TcheQ 12

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:32

It's called art, philistine. Also, you choose to paint things white? Your life is definitely terrible.

cchuckcloninger 5

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:43

3 weeks to paint a room? What were you using? A mascara brush?

lvg_fml 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:02

I think it sounds awesome Very creative. You should totally thank him

Fagologyy 12

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:21

thats cute white and red. i wish i had a brother who would so that #jelly

foreveralone7_fml 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:22

That's actually really cute, just have him do it around the rest of the room and it'll look intentional

cassiekinz 14

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:57

Tbh I would have just left them... Brothers don't stay that little for long.

BlackPanther19 11

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:15

Its modern art sell it for millions

clawfossil2 4

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:51

they are little maple leaves OP. your brother is clearly a closet Canadian! Go Canada!

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:42

lets be honest, it could've been a lot worse.

raygae00711 6

Wednesday 19 February 2014 7:10

Bummer about the red hand prints, but holy cow, it took 3 weeks to paint one room white?

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