Valentine's slay, Broken and Love: Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch...

By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

Comments

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:13

Good luck with getting laid, and don't forget, IHOP has unlimited pancakes so if you can't get none then get some at IHOP. Eating with your fatass FML'ers is ideal nowadays.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:46

Man, I wish I had an IHOP to go to.

LauraTheKiwi 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:41

Join the club.

Paradoodle 5

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:14

well if thy guy you are gonna go out with can't unnderstand then he isn't worth it. that does suck though

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

deng314 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:26

hah, I was thinking the same thing!

orangesodaftw 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:24

@ # 1- that's what she said

imchanel 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:25

ohhh that sucks try makeup or those bandages you put on your bumps that literally rip them off

sks4613 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:32

seriously 22 years of perfect skin and you FINALLY have a guy to go out with?? What that says to me is you've had great skin but your ass is the size of a dump truck. I somehow doubt the pimples matter!