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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying 2 minutes of my life. FML

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Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 04:58

Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Protein source

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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hellachillin 8

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:21

I know this old lady who snorted a fly, i dont know why she snorted a fly, perhaps she'll die

GrinchFu1 27

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:19

This post just laid eggs in my brain and I can feel em creepin me the hell out!!! So gross!!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 23 March 2013 17:38

Well, you're halfway to becoming The Fly. All you need is a matter transporter.

Felling 14

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:00

This is one of my worst nightmares. I am so sorry ): That must be terrible..

chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:20

Maybe you should consider going to the doctor because your head is full of fly eggs.

jodakast 3

Wednesday 27 March 2013 22:59

hahaha, that's what I thought :-S

mokielove 10

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:42

I would be freaking out. go to the hospital ASAP.

RocketNinjaFish 12

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:57

You stopped after 10 minutes? I would have dropped everything until it was out of there! That is so disgusting!

Neyuu 18

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:00

I can top that. A few years ago a gnat flew into my eye. I thought I got it out, despite my eye still hurting. The very next day the thing fell out. I was horrified.

Tr10162002 3

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:20

Grose

armonicavita 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:20

That's so disgusting!

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:21

This can give you quite a buzz.

martin_martian7 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:29

Only reason why I hate summer cause of the damn flies -___-

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