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haha what a f*** tard
Your descriptions make you sound really bitchy.
Of course he was fibbing. Because I created bananas! Duhh ;D
What does a face like a corpse's shoe even mean??
Corpse's shoe? So just a shoe then? This adds nothing to the imagery. FAIL, must try harder. Oh, but you tried your hardest already, didn't you? Well done, dear.
this has to be the most poetic fml i've ever read
What the hell is a corpse's shoe?
how in the world do you kno what Satan's ass gas smells like?
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"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?
So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.