Kids: Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!"...

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00

Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it 3 756

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 151

You deserved it 3 521

By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

danceinconverse 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Might be time to invest in a razor.

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lyricalservant 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 23:28

Call him an ewok. The little creature that walks around on star wars 5/6.

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:54

Dr Light should hook up with the dude using the nair for hair removal

Sapphira227 14

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:59

I would have chased him whilst making wookiee noises xD

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 18 January 2015 4:00

I heard a woman once say she would rather kiss a wookie.

hmwsb9 4

Sunday 18 January 2015 5:00

Looks like this makes the kid a Stormtrooper.

jus244 9

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:21

Who the hell is chewbacca?

Rababco 29

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:43

Go watch Star Wars. He's the tall, hairy Wookie that is Han Solo's first-mate/best friend and communicates through roars and growls.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:35

Dang!!!! I gave him $5 to yell "Chewbacci"!!!

JPT1996 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 7:17

Damn right, wear that look with pride, just get yourself a bandolier and go to comicon

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:43

Nair is your friend!

cmac86 23

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:53

Please tell me you roared like a wookie!

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Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML

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Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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Today, after extensive tests, I found out I'm neurologically incapable of forming habits. If I stop doing something for any reason, I have to find a new way, or never do it again. This includes work, hobbies, study, and even basic hygiene. FML

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Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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