By kay - 01/06/2012 21:08 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
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melikeyturtles 3

Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.

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ICastillo 24

Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.

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Bekll 31

It doesn't matter. The Mayans never predicted destruction of the planet, but a transition into a new epoch of greater intelligence/spirituality for humans.

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dellis44 7

they are ruthless. if they get jail time, they get free meals. so they could care less.

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unknown_user5566 26

Bath salts are a helluva drug.

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caplox 6

Sounds like the FML where OP threw a rock at a homeless guy then got chased around the block with a knife.

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thebassplayer88 2

The homeless are scumbags because since they have nothing to lose they take out there anger on the rest of people cause there mad threre druggies

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okieraider71 4

Paper covers rock; scissors cuts paper; rock breaks scissors; gun beats knife. Get the picture? It is time for good people to take back our streets.

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StormGirl142 24

Fighting violence with violence? That's like fighting hunger by starving yourself. It just creates a bigger problem.

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smartdummy2000 9

W...T...F.............. People are crazy!

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Sanch101 7

169 people think you deserve to be randomly chased by a crazy person with a knife!

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