Sex and Miscellaneous: Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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HuskyButt 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:58

I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend". And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.

diemoelol 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:51

Awww, haha. That's actually kind of sweet to me.

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blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:36

Amending my last comment, if OP lives in the very northern part of Texas, and traveled to the very SE of colorado, its only 1.5 hours away with no major towns in between, or even relatively close. Sucks OP, but Manfriend should still have condoms available at all times.

musu_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:37

Why is everyone assuming the OP is female? Condoms aren't just for preventing pregnancy; they're there to stop STDs too. Some might say that's the most important function.

tuculito 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:39

exactly, the OP could've been a dude, which makes it really understandable why they didn't want to do it without a condom. and also, who really cares why they went from TX to CO? maybe they had something else to do there or something. sheesh, does everything have to be explained to you people?

crackAjack 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:41

blah blah blah yes they could have done other stuff even though they forgot the condom, but why i the hell would you drive that far????? idiot!!

K001 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:52

LMFAO just dont use one

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:58

I personally think that if you know its going to get sexual that you as a girl should have carried condems to. And too all the people saying just pull out or stand up. Those dont work. Its called precum and and when you were to cum it still shoots up into the girls ****** anyway so standing up doesnt work either. So you guys should stfu and learn your facts. OP. I think YDI because you should have been carrying some condoms to. Better luck next time ;)

bmach 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:58

If you're going to drive that far to begin with just to have sex, how about continuing on to ******* Denver instead? Surely there's a pharmacy open there. YDI

thisisftw 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:08

fyl for not being able to enjoy yourself without having sex. especially if he's a 'friend' of yours.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:24

A "friend", not boyfriend? Do you sleep with everyone you know the name of? YDI

nativebacon 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:26

It's called a f**k buddy

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:36

If he is a "friend" and not a boyfriend, isn't playing cards more appropriate for your relationship with him anyway? FYL for being forced into being respectable.