Love: Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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Not now, guts!

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 12:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, marks the third day I've spent with a cute guy who has a crush on me. Before going to a public pool, we had a nice breakfast together. However, the food did not agree with me, so I loudly emptied my guts in the poolside restroom. He sent me home after, and will no longer answer my texts. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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Monday 21 October 2013 2:37

I wouldn't discard the possibility of him being the culprit and saying that to divert suspicions.

DocBastard 38

Monday 21 October 2013 2:39

I've heard of being **** blocked, but never caca blocked.

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tazmanmike2013 17

Monday 21 October 2013 5:53

That is an AWESOME story, I'm still laughing!!!! Great FML

punz 7

Monday 21 October 2013 14:14

I agree!

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Monday 21 October 2013 6:06

That shit cray.

ao34501 5

Monday 21 October 2013 6:09

Shit happens

mustabee 5

Monday 21 October 2013 6:39

ohhhh crap!!

how_to_implode 17

Monday 21 October 2013 6:49

Whoever it belonged to ought to reconsider their diet.

sonieyieya 2

Monday 21 October 2013 6:50

...aaand we have the culprit!

kuzcoandpacha 3

Monday 21 October 2013 7:23

He probably pooped. You guys should have pooped with him to make him feel accepted

shyeahh_fml 19

Monday 21 October 2013 7:56

Plot twist: 39 intended to make that pun.

pawelthink 14

Monday 21 October 2013 7:57

that's sick. who would do such thing? in front of girls.

yourlifeissucks 8

Monday 21 October 2013 8:41

yoy got a crush on the wrong guy. what a pussy.

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