By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 330
You deserved it 4 122

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.

meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr

Comments

something like that happened to my friend once. this chick thought she was my mom and she's only 6 months older then me. she really doesn't look that old

Stop smoking methamphetamine, that shit is no good. If not, try make up and a haircut. The real test, try to purchase booze. If they don't card you, FYL even more.

graceinsheepwear 33

21 in many US states. The point is to see if they ask for I D.

Not everything is from the US, buddy. This post is from Australia. And here's the big shocker: not only are there other countries but they have their own laws! Stunning, I know.

cartoonelvis 0

Yeah, stop the meth, quit smoking and stay out of the sun.

kravitzz1990 0

ps.. at least if u look older u can get away with stuff when ur underage!!! im 20 n ppl thibk i look 17! FML BUT FYL TOO! lol

That blows, my sister feels your pain. She is 24 but people say she looks 15.

jchansfan 0

Damn that Crystal Meth. But guys, she prolly looks like 30 or something beacuse she looked "good for 40". lol

Ha Ive had kids think I was their peers... And some thought I was FOURTEEN!! My real age??? THIRTY-ONE on December 2nd!!! Lol

your problem is?... I'd try to go buy liquor right now if I were you.

You're allowed to buy alcohol in Australia at 18 anyway. :-)