Intimacy: Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really?...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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Same thing different taste

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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You deserved it 4 180

By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 363

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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You deserved it 3 054

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 087

By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 737

By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 340

You deserved it 28 259

By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 212

You deserved it 3 922

rebeccac12 18

Monday 10 October 2016 2:26

maybe he thought you would have a girlfriend?

Googolman 29

Monday 10 October 2016 2:05

I think there's probably a higher chance of you having a boyfriend than him having a girlfriend.

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kaymo2 21

Monday 10 October 2016 7:39

I'm guessing he's single with that level of shallowness

Calilady 10

Monday 10 October 2016 8:51

How is this a fml?

The_Unlucky1 19

Monday 10 October 2016 13:47

Man, I moderated this

cheshireau 26

Monday 10 October 2016 22:37

I had that happened to me too when I was in High School. It bloody hurts.

Jnerdy 5

Wednesday 12 October 2016 22:07

Story of my life

pickpocket2018 11

Tuesday 18 October 2016 5:51

Maybe he meant it as a compliment? Maybe he was confused someone was actually good enough to get with you? Or maybe he is just a ****

ImJustTrying27 3

Sunday 14 May 2017 21:51

Saaaaaame

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