Dogs, Awkward and Transportation: TMI FML

TMI FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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You deserved it 4 437

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 813

You deserved it 6 440

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 629

You deserved it 7 673

By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 570

You deserved it 2 254

It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 137

You deserved it 2 013

The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 425

You deserved it 6 814

By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 626

You deserved it 3 362

By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 775

You deserved it 278

By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 566

You deserved it 3 365

By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 995

You deserved it 3 091

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 785

allie2590 31

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

Pandaburr1 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:19

I think you're OVARY-acting

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FlyingPie 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:27

That would be bloody annoying.

steveykinz0967 16

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:49

Well once you pet a women's dog you're basically as close as can be

OnceUponABear 16

Monday 4 August 2014 0:06

And here I thought old ladies were all about cats.

FlyingPie 17

Monday 4 August 2014 0:09

What about petting a woman's pussy (cat)?

pussystank 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:16

It be dry!

BrainStew27 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:54

Hey, advice for later in life!

LiliLatte 15

Monday 4 August 2014 0:00

If you are a boy, it be the whole lot more awkward

flufee2 27

Monday 4 August 2014 0:32

Forrest gump 2

cjwayy 22

Monday 4 August 2014 0:43

"Hey stranger, let's talk about my hot flashes and chronic vaginal dryness"

JRT98 12

Monday 4 August 2014 4:41

Yeah that's what I want strange women to talk to me about while I wait, because the weather is never good for conversation.

GentlemanBastard 15

Monday 4 August 2014 5:43

Mmmm... Chronic vaginal dryness

Otaku31 19

Monday 4 August 2014 0:46

That sounds like something my mom would do...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 4 August 2014 0:47

I don't what to know if you touched her shoulder on accident

kendallfireHD 16

Monday 4 August 2014 2:30

So there is such thing as over sharing.

redstone7693 29

Monday 4 August 2014 2:56

What does menopause mean?

pussystank 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:17

You're on the internet. Google it!

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Same thing different taste

It's not me

The disrespect!

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