Intimacy: TMI again

TMI again

By crazybiotch - 28/05/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML

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Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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Exposure

By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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By ohyesIfeelspecial - 18/05/2012 16:05 - United States - Portland

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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Undo! Undo!

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 16:00

Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 23:09

YDI for being such an idiot. You are at work to work, not to chat to your friends about your sex life & stuff that you stick in your ass that leads to you injuring yourself...

drinkupgorgeous 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:21

Someone sounds like a *****.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:03

#11: You're looking for the FML under this, hun. OP: THIS is why you DON'T send forwards. I find them so annoying, on anything. Like seriously, just don't.

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:03

This FML makes no sense....

adelaide_evening 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:08

#30- The only thing I can think of is if she and her friend were emailing back and forth talking about the personal stuff, and then her friend replies to her email with that chain mail, which the poster then forwarded to all of her friends thinking it was funny, not realizing that her friend replied to the poster's previous email instead of just writing a new email. Then all of the previous emails would be included in it.

mikefeuer 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:14

Anyone writing anything about an anal fissure deserves what they get.

cocakoala_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:16

#34, that's what I was thinking. Or maybe her friend was tired of the OP's forwarded junk mail, so she decided to make sure the OP would think twice about ever forwarding anything again.

kingbeau 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:19

#30, it does work on that level... even though that's the only level it does seem to work on... The friend just sent something funny through in the same message as they were talking about sex... What I can't understand is why she would have the kind of sex that could result in an anal fissure with a guy she went to break up with... According to wikipedia the likely culprit would be "anal sex without lubrication" (paraphrased)... which kind of suggests that they'd never done it that "way" before, or they'd probably have figured it out earlier... and so the story is... "Today, I went over to my boyfriends house to break up with him. I'd had enough of him and was sick of his shit. Enough was enough, but then one thing led to another, and we wound up having rough and un-lubricated, but very detailed, anal sex for the first time. It was unpleasant, but more detailed sex followed, and I got an anal fissure. Then I told my friend about it while I was supposed to be working, and accidentally forwarded it to my whole office. FML"... It just doesn't seem true... its like a double YDI...

kellster 2

Friday 29 May 2009 0:19

YDI just for sending forwards, never mind the rest of it!

oceanlounge 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:20

YDI for sending personal emails at work. the idiot that worked the position before me left all of her dirty emails in the email account, and now everyone knows about it. you better watch it.