**** McGee

By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 928
You deserved it 4 547

Same thing different taste

Top comments

btstig 11

The collar of your shirt got caught in his grill?Where you checking your teeth in his headlights?

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Waiting for this one to appear on IMMD, but from the guy's point of view. Or on MLIA in case he's gay.

perdix 29

It's funny how things balance out. As much as your life got ****** by this incident, his life got awesome-ized! You're going to be his masturbtion image for many years.

btstig 11

That is definitely going in his spank bank.

perdix 29

I'm glad you knew the name for this. You learn something new every day. Now that I got this, I can shut off my brain for the rest of the day :)

Ouch.... Ripping clothes in a rush, especially like that, does indeed suck. Sorry OP

Go to work like that. You now can get a raise and have an excuse for the means of it.

PYLrulz 17

My guess is, autocorrect got him, and meant "**** for Tats", but even then, the s is not needed in either word.

Tic for tac? You got bad breath. Just saying.

MonsterCommenter 4

Damn it why do i never get to see such things?