Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Third wheel

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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You deserved it 41 129

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 218

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 573

You deserved it 2 672

By anonymous - 06/03/2019 14:00

Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 816

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 660

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 750

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

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You deserved it 4 232

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 21 003

No thanks

By Pinsky - 13/10/2021 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 332

You deserved it 648

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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You deserved it 957

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:38

Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!

AnthonyD86 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:27

and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.

Comments

Sipos 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:45

Hopefully he'll be sensative about it if you voice your feelings. If no, he's a jerk and doesn't deserve you.

someoned 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:05

the only way it's not going to be weird is if you go have a lesbian encounter with your friend.

LatinoHeat 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:05

YDI for imagining your husband was Clay Aiken.

lobby0ne 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:08

wtf? the words "husband" and "threesome" in the same sentence...just WOW!

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:48

Wats up with all the threesome FML's? Is this the same society that condemns polygamy? hypocrites...

Macthenyfe 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:08

Duh

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:36

Wtf why didn't you stop him ?

d0gl0ver16 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:55

I know right, why would she just let her hubby bang on her best friend!

Gwythinn 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:48

YDI, not for the reasons that all of these prudes give, but because you didn't join in and make yourself an active participant. Any woman who lies there and waits to be sexed needs to learn a thing or two about good sex.

Greyst0ne 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:14

YDI for agreeing to threesomne

Gwythinn 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:34

"Today, my wife finally agreed to the threesome that I've been trying to persuade her to have. We arranged it with her hot best friend, thinking she would be more comfortable with her. Instead of participating, my wife decided to lie naked beside us like a cold fish, watching like a creeper while her friend and I had sex. FML"