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Maybe if you told her about your base jumping skills she'd find you to be Macho Man Randy Savage jr. and be attracted to you.

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He's at a bar, he should just drink some liquid courage and go for it. No jk she probly gets that a lot. Go for it, but make sure your sober when you do. Otherwise shell write you off immediately, good luck bro.

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#124... Your 14, wtf do you know about girls in bars? He's not asking this chick out to prom or some shit.

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Shell just say no that probably the worst thing that'll happen unless she s psycho or somethin

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Well, he DOES have a good point... btw OP, don't worry about it! I'm sure she's probably unavailable anyways

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Sounds so simple doesn't it? Especially when we're putting our most vulnerable position and are at the mercy of the said girl, who can shred apart any sense of pride we may have at that moment? Yup, sounds a simple as can be.

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Harry Potter has the same problem… he can take on a Hungarian horntail dragon. But he can't ask cho fucking Chang out. Nevermid that she's the ugliest bitxh in Hogwarts.

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I can understand. Girls are terrifying and, if executed improperly, can lead to more broken limbs than sky diving.

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You're all forgetting Millicent fucking Bulstrode. But I think she might be a man so I'm not sure if that counts...

You can die base jumping. The girl can just say no. Maybe mace you or kick you in the balls. But you'll live.

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