Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

Spicy
Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 890
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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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Magnic 6

"Your life sucks". That was the first thought that came to my mind after i read your fml. You are the first one to made me thing that here.

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Aussie75 10

I pray you washed those batteries...that shit can cause Toxic Shock.

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syed121417 22

I don't think you understand the FML. OP put the batteries in their vibrator, they didn't ********** with the batteries so why would you try to wash them? And vibrators aren't really known for giving you TSS

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micka13_123 7

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Speechless hahahah

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yummi26 9

I see nothing wrong! #seemslegit

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wideeyes 10

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue, am I right?

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kmn483 5

I just did the same from Target the other day. Watch batteries are expensive!

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