Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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ice2eskimos 3

Brilliant!!! This is why I love this site, real people and real shit! Hope it was worth it ;-)

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syed121417 22

How do you know they don't have a man? OP could be using that vibrator with someone. Even if not, it's better to know your own body first than to awkwardly figure it out along with someone else. That way you know what to say and do when the moment comes.

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syed121417 22

If you could afford to buy a vibrator, you can afford batteries

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lionhead29 9

the **** is wrong with you?

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cho_bee 9

I hope they were D batteries...

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