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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 May 2015 14:01 / United Kingdom - London
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By  Batkid217  |  14

looks like you'll be needing some ocdick.

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By  Batkid217  |  14

looks like you'll be needing some ocdick.

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  Crescent_Moon  |  17

Damn son, thats punny. Anyway, hopefully you can get another one and this time know not to do that, unless your OCD makes you, the. You'll have an idea of how to try to prevent it from ruining your new toy again.

By  sevazilla  |  21

OCDICK

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  Mauskau  |  34

No other options? You can use a lot of different things, depending on how you do it. Be resourceful.

By  Carebeareatu  |  23

Guess it's time for a date?

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  jenninator93  |  18

Do people not realize relationship status has absolutely nothing to do with masturbation? Shit, I bought my first vibrator while in a committed relationship. Not because of a lack of enjoyable sex. I just wanted "me" time to be more pleasurable.

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  Carebeareatu  |  23

Yes, I do realize it. I've had vibrators while in relationships as well. It's just less likely that a person would break than a vibrator and there's no need to take it so seriously...

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  chef4money  |  12

a non vibrating dildo would do nothing for me. Just the thought of that makes me sad.

By  Aimeejasmine  |  15

Maybe next time hold a stress ball in the other hand to satisfy your OCD :)

By  AkashaSC2  |  11

Sorry for you OP. if you feel like buying a new one, PM me, bought toys with a 60%discount on a french web site yesterday to play with my girlfriend ^^ (good quality ofc) And don't mind people trolling you. OCDs should not be mocked but some wannabes humans are so empty they have to mock real human beings to imagine they belong to us...

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  VeganDarkLight  |  31

Actually, expensive toys often come with a guarantee. If that's the case here, they have to take it back even if it has already been used (although I once had to send a customer home to clean the anal vibrator they wanted to have a refund for as I couldn't even dare to touch it with gloves...)

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