The spirit world

By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 695
You deserved it 47 064

Comments

is that what your one-legged cricket told you?

That's because it is. Prepare for the worst nightmare of your life.

ayyy_bro 26

Well you really just wanted to post a FML didn't you... Lame.

You shouldn't regret it because centipedes are seriously creepy. Millipedes, on the other hand, are kinda cute.

On the bright side, you have a good consciousness if you feel guilty for killing a bug. This means you're very unlikely to become a murderer in the future. :)

I heard they have a leg for every human they murder