The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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Top comments

aback 4

Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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WiseGuy79 14

Don't just slap on deodorant or cologne to cover your stank shower FIRST! Nothing worse than b/o mixed with some shitty cologne/perfume

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KaleidoscopePope 0

ydi.. you should always know when you stink

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JustDoctor 0

it's most likely one of your friends not a stalker, but maybe you have no friends...

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morella_xx 29

It's just not very easy to politely go up to someone and tell them that their body odor is offensive, so your friend/family member just wrote you a note. Stop getting all indignant over being supposedly "stalked" and go take a damn shower. Why do some people seem to think personal hygiene is optional?

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d_dubz86 1

I ask myself that same question everyday. I work with some funky people. PU!

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lucidlucia 0

I bet someone tried to tell you before, but you didn't take the hint. Got it now stinky?!

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LASHKEENYA 0

nobody is stalking your smelly ass self get over yourself

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blaire_isabella 0

Really? I doubt that anyone would be inclined to stalk someone with your obvious BO issue. It wasn't a stalker. It was one of your sensitive nosed pals.

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kiraaamaeee 0

just wash more frequently :) problem solved

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misfitSuperStar 0

They were just doing you a favor without humiliating you in person. ftl for trying to do the right thing!!

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