Health, Alcohol and Hangover: The morning after the night before

The morning after the night before

By college student - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 046

You deserved it 9 366

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By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 056

You deserved it 3 200

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 977

You deserved it 46 583

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 634

You deserved it 3 687

I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 440

You deserved it 6 023

Use the force

By BlueMacaw - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 432

You deserved it 4 678

Running on fumes

By cerealfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 169

You deserved it 4 487

This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 354

You deserved it 28 771

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 584

You deserved it 6 170

Mommy's little helper

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 725

You deserved it 38 988

I was right all along

By 3peeps - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 809

You deserved it 4 049

garrett_8614 14

Monday 24 November 2014 7:37

Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

ileenefudge 29

Monday 24 November 2014 7:39

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.

Comments

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 24 November 2014 7:54

Grocery shopping sucks in general, might as well do it wasted.

coming back in the future 30

Monday 24 November 2014 7:59

That's uncanny. You're cannibalistic. I bet you speak Cantonese. You like canals. You use Jerry Cans.

chidexy 21

Monday 24 November 2014 8:13

#15 That was actually impressive.

coming back in the future 30

Monday 24 November 2014 9:36

#23 really? It was an inside joke.

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 25 November 2014 6:36

-Ignore this comment-

JuzReading 23

Monday 24 November 2014 8:05

Well at least you don't have to worry about going shopping for a while.

chidexy 21

Monday 24 November 2014 8:12

Beans.... I hate them

patrickeli 15

Monday 24 November 2014 8:59

Serves you right for drinking too much

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 24 November 2014 9:10

Well, maybe you can ration the cans and make them last long enough to merit the large purchase? Then, each time you eat a can, it will be a reminder to keep your drinking in check and avoid such strange purchases in the future!